SUCCULENT PEACH CHILDREN

[HUXLEY VANDERBILT]

O, you whose fragrant succulence
Never fails to tempt me
From my hermit-like existence,
It is you who shalt be my downfall.

(c) Ren, 2012 >8U just wait 'til that gets published and I'm famous and you'll be like HAY DAT'S REN!

Uhmso. This is slightly hawkward, since I'm Admin #2 and I'm ditching you guys, but... welp, I don't wanna try to explain too much since this will get long and sappy and un-succulent, but basically when I'm on here with you wonderful peach children people I kinda neglect to spend any time on real life. Which I realized I should probably be doing. So. *u* Just blame it on my monster commitment issues.

@bo. You knew this was coming c; DON'T WORRY I'LL STILL BE ONLINE. Just uhmm give Mister Tigerbabez to someone else? If you let this site die, I will kill you. Oh and also ilu <3 I left you a looong thread in the staffboard, btdubs. Go read it and weep.

@lia. Don't flash the whole site, hokay? No offense, but your monster titties will scare everyone way owo ILOVEYOUU and I'm really sorry about sexytime with Icky/Huxiebabe/Kivuli. Maybe you and Merc can work something out? :c

@flop. Your graphics will ENGULFFF this site @_@ I can tell. They're beautiful, your vagina is beautiful... there's just so much beauty here right now -sobsob- luhyouu. And hopefully Rebz and Cal can continue without Hux? He just poofed!

@ama. lawl I can tell Huxiebabe's, uhm, reaction really unnerved you. I'm sorrrry <3 jftr, I WAS planning to have him go back. I wouldn't just ditch a thread like that. I only ditch sites like that 8DD anyway, I love you and your beautiful puppy and I'm sorry to leave with Huxie and Ama on such bad terms XDD

@mustash. I hope shit works out with your husband >: I know you're not here right now, but yeah.

@lennie. OHGAWD LENLEN I'LL MISS YOU. As I said to Flop, Rebz and Cal can probably just assume that Huxiebabe disappears (he has a tendency to do shit like dat). And Mimi... welp... I don't know D8 maybe there's a freak hippo attack?

VALE ROUX . Sorry about Vale D8 methinks there should be (another) freak hippo attack. Love you <3 and your graphics are pretty, really!

@merc. Kivuli and Icky can make passionate gay caracal love <3 without Huxiebabe. Which will be sad since threesomes are funfunfun but I'm sure they'll manage c: ILOVEYOU and I know that if I'd stuck around, we could have had beautiful retarded babies together. -sobsob-

@sangra. I DON'T KNOW YOU GODDAMMIT but I'll miss you 8DD in a kind of "oh gawsh i wonder how that sangra chick's doing" way, y'know? Welcome to SS, at any rate C8

I... feel like I've forgotten people >3> but that's not the point! I'll be dropping by Nando every so often anyway just to make sure that SS is still thriving (if it isn't, I'm gonna have some harsh words with Bo) and and and I just want you guys to know that the two intensive weeks of SS that I've had have been magnificent.

I love each and every one of you in a totally un-platonic, "I want you right here and right now" way and I hope you won't hate me for leaving right now >: it's just that SHIT JUST GOT CRAYCRAY in Renworld. Anyway, I can tell you guys will be just dandy without my help 83

xoxo
Ren

ps. I'm just gonna kinda let Huxiebabe... fade away into nothingness. He'd probably appreciate the existentialism in that.

pps. Don't let Nando get you guys down. Be firm and sexual with him. Well, mostly just sexual cause yloo, right?

ppps. HAY GUISE THIS IS THREAD #300 8DDD

[AMATYA SUDAKAR]

Whut? > . < Noooooooooooooooooo. You make me go crazy without you. I really hope you still stop by and love us like we need you too do <3 All I can really say is I really hope that everything works out and, and, and I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH! /runs to cry in corner

[VALE ROUX]

*dies* <-- that is all I have to say

[SANGRA MAR]

Ren</3 I understand boo, I hope you can rekindle your life like you'd like. On a serious note, be safe and happy ^.^ See you on the flip side bb

[ALARIC PTOLEMY]

8C

omg i'm so sad but i understand completely fhdsjkfhka I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE LIFE GET IN THE WAY. your vagina is beautiful too babu 8ccc I'LL MISS YOU AND YOUR SEXUAL HUMOR but i'll keep nando in line. YOU'D BETTER COME ONLINE OR I WILL SHANK YOU. i will find you and shank you. >:c I SWEAR IT.

i will always remember huxpux and hopefully your life will straighten out so you can join us again. </333333 LOVE YOU.

[ICARUS VANDERBILT]

Wait what? D: I just like.. messaged you craziness today, and then I read THIS. Like, I always find these kinda threads after I spam you to death with HuxleyxIcarus sexy times.

Anyways, I'll totes miss you a tons :C You're amazing and completely y'know kicked my little nun ass right out of its conservative dress and into some hooker clothes. You best be hoppin' back on a lot cause I'll be missing my sugar daddy. But yeah, hope e'rything works and all those hoes people you've been neglecting get unneglected so you can RETURN TO ME MY LOVE.

Oh and think of me fondly. D: I'd flash you but a piece of me has kinda died...

*flashes*